You Don't Need Toilets

Forced to travel in the mobile cess pit that is the South Central Trains service to Eastbourne, I found myself in need of the lavatory.

A natural occurance you may think on a long journey. Oh no, not to South Central.

Of the entire train of 8 coaches, only 1 of the 8 toilets was open. That had no taps and a notice saying it wouldn't flush. Ironically soap was provided, presumably for comedy value, as there was no water.

When I went to ask the guard why there were no working toilets, and to have a complaint form, I was told I was lucky to have found a working toilet as all were supposed to be out of order. They also don't carry complaint forms on their services.

This only serves to highlight the utter contempt that South Central Trains treats it's fare paying customers. We're all nothing but profitable, subhuman scum to them.